Living on a tiny red dot

Monday, July 31, 2006

Singapore is 53rd in the World Happiness League Championship

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According to a research done by the Universitiy of Leicester,Singapore is ranked 53rd in the World Happiness League Championship! Hurray, mean majority of Singaporean are quite happy, is that true? I wonder how they measure happiness, is it by the length of your smile? Like that USA sure win one, ask Julia Roberts to represent the US as her smile can stretch from one ear to the other ear. We, Singaporean also won't lose to them, go Patricia Mok go, i have faith in you. Beat the rest of them with your million watt smile!

Terribly sick

Terribly sick for the past 1 week, flu bug just come and go. Working and training as normal despite of the flu. The 1st thing you do when reached home is not thinking about what time dinner will be ready but to sleep. Drowned myself heavily with all kind of medicine and yet nothing seem to work. Think the Coke tha i drink everyday and the irregular sleeping hour i'm getting for the past week should be the reason for this flu bug. Better stop here because as i am typing this away, the mucus just keep on dripping. Gross! Better entry the next time.

Friday, July 28, 2006

TGIF : Maths Lesson

Yesterday posted English lesson clip, today shall give Maths lesson to complete the week. At first, i thought this was correct as he did according to what the instructions say. But after looking at it the 2nd time, i realise, this is a Mathematics question. I started wondering, either student nowadays are not clever enough to answer this question or they are just too clever to be answering this kind of question, so they try something else instead. I don't think i see this kind of answer during my time. I recalled the most creative answer i ever give during a Mathematics test is when they ask for a decision tree and i drew out a big tree accompanied by a big question mark.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

English Lesson


Got this link from my friend, challenge yourself, don't laugh while he is reading out his English. Its a toture to watch this at night when everyone is asleep, you can't laugh aloud, you feel like your brain gonna explode and experiencing bad stomach cramp at the same time.



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Now i know, that 30 is not actually thirty, its ten ten ten and 31 is actually ten ten ten one. It will take me a decade to pronounce one hundred out, ten ten ten ten ten ten......ten.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Random Rant: Miss Universe

Was watching the encore of the Miss Universe the night before, i really can spot the big difference between our Miss Singapore and Miss Japan, one SPG (Saraong Party Girl) style while the other is truly a elegant beauty. I think Miss Singapore Universe must have offended the backstage crew if not i don't think they will give her such ugly dressing to wear for the nightgown section. Nevertheless, i think this Miss Singapore is the one who truly stand out from the others Miss Singapore in the past years due to her assets i guess. My friend was watching the Miss Singapore pageant couple of months ago and i remember him commenting on this, ' wow, look at that pair of bikini, its holding for its dear life!' I still prefer Jade Seah though i must say Carol Cheong have really good assets on her body.

Miss Singapore Universe - Carol Cheong













Miss Japan Universe - Kurara Chibana














Spot the difference, not only interm of feature wise even the dressing wise Miss Japan won us hands down. ( In Hokkien, we call this smell no smoke)

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Because cannot...cannot..cannot, go, go where?



Watching Channel Newsasia can be entertaining sometime. Look forward to commercial break when they leave the camera running, it can just turn from a news channel to a reality tv. Haha, whatever it is, lucky she didn't laugh or gossip about the news she reported or worst, digging her nostrils infront of the camera.

Javducation: Price hike doesn't really mean better service

Excerpt:


NEL train services from Dhoby Ghaut to HarbourFront halted

By Joanne Leow, Channel NewsAsia | Posted: 24 July 2006 1612 hrs

HarbourFront, Outram Park, Chinatown and Clarke Quay MRT stations have been closed due to an electrical problem which caused a train to stall just after Outram Park station.

At around
12.45pm, a southbound North-East Line train stalled in the tunnel due to loss of traction power.

Full story

Price hike for better public transports services? 1st class services? More good years ahead and the train just break out. I suggest that all the road and expressway open up a new lane specially for bicycle just like those bus lane. One day that bicycle lane will come into use when commuters who have been fans of the public transport get frustrated with price hike and frequent breakdown. Don't forget to insert dynamo engine to your 2 wheelers in order to travel faster on the expressway.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Letter to Starfug.

To: Whoever is reading this letter at Starhub HQ at Cuppage road ( I can't be bothered!!)

I want to thanks Starhub for giving me wonderful internet connection/services for the past few months. Sleepless nights due to fixing the modem with old memories of using the 56kps modem come alive whenever i switch on my computer just that i don't get to hear the du du du du du dialing sound anymore. My BT rate can no longer peak above 20kb/s during normal daytime. For once i realise that i need to bring my modem to see a physiatrist because i thought it have a split personality issue, day time: 56kps (<10kb/s)

Using your internet services bring back old memories whenever i get disconnected frequently while chatting away in MSN. Just like how last time we use our dial-up 56kps modem to chat in IRC (those were the days where despo go to #teens looking for fling and now we have Friendster to replace that) and get disconnected (!ping timeout) as much as 6 times in an hour. I appreciate your kind service of providing this kind of retrospective atomsphere whenever i am using the net, but i wish to terminate this service at a cost of $0. Spending $59 a month getting this kind of services and connection speed is definitely not a laughing matter.

Speaking of services, your customer service is also very 'good' , i upped for you. A call to the customer service hotline (1633) asking why is my connection so unstable, they referred my call to the technical assistance after waiting for 20 minutes listening to that ear drum brusting song. Never mind about the 20 minutes of wait, after telling you all my problems, the technical assistance come to a conclusion that my PC is the answer to my question. WHAT?! i called to ask you solve my problem, you push the ball back at me asking me to solve my PC problem and not your modem problem, bloody hell! It's like going to a electrical appliance shop with your spoilt appliance and after you tell the repairman what went wrong he give you this reply, ' No la, not the thing spoilt, its your house electric socket spoilt wat, cannot liddat blame us.' NB! PUI! For this knid of service don't really deserve me to pay you this kind of money every month. 1st class customer service? PUI!

Lastly, Starhub should be renamed as Starfug! for your so called 1st class service. Anyway, i think you should start watching your back because i heard that more and better ISP ( Internet Service Provider) like Qala is coming out. Enjoy your day with Starfug!

Regards,
Your sincerely

Jav

Friday, July 21, 2006

Its the time of the week again. TGIF

Marking the end of another hectic working week, busy and stress over work? Looking for some entertainment? Look no further, look here!

Every Friday, I will be posting funny rants/links or clip to lighten the mood as weekend is approaching. No long essay rant from me on Friday. I shall name my weekly Friday entry as TGIF.

This week, managed to dig out clip of Russell Peters, not sure if it’s new to my readers but still hope you all enjoy it:

Ps: *M18 content, vulgarities involved*

Consumer advice: Next time don't mouth the phrase, what the f***, show it out!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Sub-standard English? I beg your pardon?

Excerpt:

Study says many Singaporeans speak non-standard English

Singaporeans generally may say they speak English but a survey shows that 6 in 10 of them actually speak non-standard English in their daily lives.

The study by the Singapore Polytechnic involved some 3,000 English-speaking Singaporeans.

So this year's Speak Good English Movement hopes more Singaporeans make it a habit to speak standard English.

Six new organisations, including the Education Ministry and the Singapore Retailers Association, have also joined in to support the Movement.

Students will be roped in to help highlight the importance of communicating in good English.

Ashraff Abdul Samad, Student, Ang Mo Kio Secondary School, said: "Now I would say "How are you doing? Is everything great?" instead of "What's up la? Relax la" that kind of stuff. It's not difficult. When you speak standard English, you need to watch your grammar, there will be no Singlish 'la'."

And that is exactly what the movement hopes to encourage in all Singaporeans, especially the students.

Full story

Another move by authority to promote the employing of native speaker of English Language to teach us how to speak proper English? Singaporean are too ashamed of the Singlish that they have been using since young? I for once are proud of using Singlish as this special language help me to identify myself as an uniquely Singaporean. I enjoy using the 'la' , 'lor', 'hor' in my conversation. It identified myself away from people of different nationality. I once heard from my friend saying this, "Its easy to spot a Singaporean when you are in a foreign country. They will always be the centre of attractions with their uniquely Singapore phrase like ' dun liddat la' , 'can cheaper anot?' " Especially when you are in a foreign country, its always nice to spot people who come from the same country as you. Yes! I agreed that Singaporean can't speak good English but i feel that we do not need to speak such good English to each other in our daily conversation, it will make us feel retard as we will take a longer time than usual to speak proper English during conversation. It also destroys the meaning of our daily ranting and talking cock session among our peers.

Try replacing all the Ls' with the Rs' in your daily conversation with your friends and not forgetting minus all the 'la', 'leh' , 'lor' if you want to speak like a native speakers of English language. I have a friend who went overseas to study and after 3 months in the States, he came back to Singapore speaking to us with his heavy accent of eng mo and replacing all the Ls' with Rs' in his conversation. We were convinced that Rs are his best friends. Student should be taught the proper way of speaking proper English but they should also be taught on what occasion they should best use proper English ( of course not during daily ranting with your peer la!). Singaporean children nowadays Mandarin let alone asking them to speak their own dialect. They have forgotten their own roots. I know how to speak Hokkien when i was four years old and i find it useful as i need it when at work, it will be even better if i know how to speak Cantonese. Try asking my friend who know me, they are surprised and got no idea that i actually can write such English because i seldom converse with them in English ( well you guys can try to converse with me in English, i don't mind at all). Majority of Singaporean have to agree with me that Singaporean can write English better than they speak. Singlish should be a proud language used in Singapore
just like those singer in U.S who are into hip hop, with their 'hey yo, wattsup', 'how about that for ya?', 'hot chicks'. Imagine hip hop/ rap singer in U.S wearing their oversized jeans and T- Shirts singing their so called hip hop/ rap in MTV with perfect English. That scene would be hilarious.

Singlish is a good way of saving entry space especially in sms, 'can you please stop that?' becoming 'dun liddat la can?' , 'can i have a better price for this?' becoming 'can cheaper anot?' Any student who have studied economics will tell you that Singaporean are better in the economics of words.


Last but not least , i do not want to go into bed tonight dreaming of me carrying a dictionary around the house because my children and grandchildren are talking to me with perfect English and using bombastic vocabulary. Neither would i want them to talk to me in those 'yo-yo' hip hop language in our daily conversation. Just Singlish will do. Dun liddat la can?


*PS: Despite government campaign to speak good English, i still enjoy speaking Mandarin and swearing in Hokkein because i am a true Singaporean Chinese, so say we all! So say we all!*

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Save the Earth! Jump around!


Just found out from a friend of mine that today is the World Jump Day. Didn't know what is it about so my friend went to find out more about it. So for those who have read it, Singaporean please jump @ 1839 and for foreign reader, please check your timezone. Save the earth! Jump around! I kind of having this mental picture of everyone behaving like African caveman jumping around in circles. haha. Maybe they should shoot a movie to promote this before it launched. Title of the movie: I not jumping enough, jumping not enough, if it hit the box office, they still can make I not jumping enough 2. Okie students who like to post their video up in youtube, now that i have give you some ideas of how to be famous, go and help do your part for charity.

Authority say must provide solution


In respond to the entry Price is rocketing high into the sky!!! that i have made on Sat, July 2006, i have decided to provide solutions to the price hike (MICA say we should provide alternative policy to issue that we have brought up in order not to be irresponsible Singaporean, its like going to the technican with your spoilt electrical applicances and telling them your problem and provide your solution to fix the applicances to the technician). After thinking for several hours, i have finally think of solutions based on the fastfood resturants in Singapore:

1) Present your student pass to prove that you are not entitled to the Progress Package in order to enjoy lower price off consumer products. Just like showing your bus pass when you want to order student meal at any Mcdonald resturant.
2) Set up membership and issue member card to Singaporean who sign up for the 'Singapore Bao Ka Liao Transportation' member card aka the BKL Transport Card. Singaporean enjoy stuffing that thin plastic in their wallet and this may work.
2) Transport company in Singapore like SMRT, SBS, TIBS and various taxi company should offer bonus points with the BKL Transport Card if they want to encourage people to take public transport and increasing the fare. Taxi company should be doing this as the fare hike is the highest, every $10 spent will entitled you to 1 bonus point. The bonus points accumulated can be used to exchange for gift or enjoy rebate off future transport fare. Bonus point is the best way to attract Singaporeans to use more public transport, just ask NTUC and its linkpoint.
4) Last resort, dress like a pathetic poor student when making purchase maybe they will take sympathy on you and give you some discount. Its works! Just one time!

To readers, any idea you can email me at sg-jav@hotmail.com or tag it and i will post any creative ideas in my future entry.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Toilet training should be part and parcel of Singaporeans' growing up life

Ever visited those dirty public toilet caused by inconsiderate users? Shit on the floor, here, there, everywhere except into the hole. Not aiming properly when urinating in the cubicle and making a mess out of it (maybe never go through army training or maybe during BMT never get marksman)? I once came across an inconsiderate toilet user who aims his by-products all over the toilet cover (morons!). MediaCorp should include this kind of videos in between commercials break to train kids or even adults the proper way of using public toilet:



Don't forget to say 'Yeah' and stick your two fingers close to your face making a 'V' sign and not other areas of the body when you finish your poo job.

Javducation

Javducation for the public - Health hazard : Too much Coke lead to constipation, no joke. Don't ask James, ask me. I know it all, shall not go into details incase there are people around eating and reading at the same time ( I have this habit).

Monday, July 17, 2006

Ingterneck and technology have advanced so much

that you give any kid a high end phone equipped with the lastest camera and video recording functions and they will present to you this :





With their creativity, i am pretty sure nowadays kids are the potential stars to succeed Jack Neo in the future in local entertainment industry. Jack Neo have Raintree Pictures, they can have Durain Tree Picture or even Rambutan Tree Pictures. Maybe they can even have their own channel in MediaCrops showing off their work using reality TV as their theme. I even think of a slogan for them already, A productions to the student, for the student by the student from the student. Solid, let me be their manager.


Last night


I dreamt of myself scoring a Steven Gerrard long range sorcher during a match, true enough i did it this morning. hehee, will blog more later in the night. Too tired from the match this morning. We won! Hurray!!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Price is rocketing high into the sky!!!


Was reading Ms Yilin blog and saw her ranting about how taxi fare have rocket into galaxy high situation, (a whopping $23.20 from Woodlands to Dover!) . It seem that price hike doesn't concern tax payer anymore, it concern even school student and majority of Singaporean even those who did not received the Progress Package (like me! nb). So far, the price hike only hit taxi, although the flag down rate only increase by $0.10 but every km that the taxi travelled is also increasing, which end up consumer like us have to pay for taxi fare which are of astronomical figure, just like asking for the moon! They claimed that increasing the taxi fare is to help taxi driver tide over the hard times in Singapore. Okie, if consumer are put off by the astronomical taxi fare and they choose to wake up early to take bus, MRT or even ride bicycle to work and school, do you think increasing taxi fare will help taxi driver to tide them over? And recently there were this policy on increasing the retirement age of taxi driver, i am puzzled by this policy simply because, why they can't let taxi driver retire early because they have already work for so many years of their life, just stop toturing them and let them enjoy their later years of their life. Also, increasing the retirement age of taxi driver endanger the life of passenger. Imagine a healthy looking taxi driver collasping halfway while ferrying his passenger, not that i have a foul mouth, but you never know.

If you are thinking about waking up early to catch a bus or MRT to work, i guess you have to start finding an alternative soon when the price of this 2 public transport start shooting like a rocket into the orbit soon although it will still be cheaper than taxi. But i hope that the increase of price in bus fare will also mean better services from bus driver, one thing bad about SBS bus driver is that they think that their company are the King of the Road already as they are covering majority of the bus route in Singapore. So majority of them have that arrogant look on their face, refusing to smile, scolding commuters for paying the wrong fare. I had once witness a bus driver scolding an old lady with her grandson for simply paying the wrong fare and accusing her of cheating the bus driver. This kind of attitude is simply outrageous.

Price of public transports hiking and owning a car in Singapore is like commiting a sin ( its a killer with all the tax and maintence of that 4 wheeled steel) , the parking fee in town area is coming up again, that's why i call it a sin to own a car in Singapore, every gantry u past by is a hole burnt in your pocket. Look like Singaporean best transport will be bicycle soon, 5 years down the road with the increase of public transport fare being intolerable, we may see Singaporean travelling down CBD wearing helmet and having their bicycle equipped with cash card reader. Don't forget to load your cashcard into the cashcard reader, if not Traffic Police may just summon your bicycle!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

After a long week at work, its TGIF

staring hard into the computer screen keying in orders after orders whole week long, you wouldn't want to go home facing lines of numbers again. But you can relax one corner and wait for Friday to come, TGIF (Thanks God its Friday).

Thinking of what to do over the weekend since the GSS (Great Singapore Sales) is over? Well, spend your weekend engaging yourself in some activities to keep yourself in shape such as the one i going to intro to my readers.

*ps* do it at your own risk

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

You know you have overdose of World Cup when you...



1) Wake up at 3am automatically to catch a World Cup match when there isn't any.
2) can't get to sleep till 5am and waking up at 8am the same morning to go work ( that's what i am suffering now, basket!)
3) fell down when touched by someone and cry and whine like a bitch.
4) try to DIVE over an obstacle instead of walking over it.
5) tell your superior or lecturer that you 'catch no ball' when you do not understand what he was trying to tell you.
6) keep calculating interm of ball, 1/2 ball, 1 ball, 1.5 balls.
7) log on to asianbookie and was very sad to find out that there was no more match involving countries being played there.
8) wear your favourite World Cup country jersey to work when you need to be in your suit.
9) finally realised you haven't been in touch with the world outside for a month, family, girlfriend, wife and friends being neglected. (okie now, where have all my friend been to lately?)
10) when someone said something nasty about you, you don't just walk away, you headbutt them to the ground.














Zidane must have choose the right time to show off his shaolin gongfu inspired by Stephen Chow. 大师兄,我回来了!!!The Italian was even more innovative about this incident that they came out with this game check it out: http://www.corriere.it/Primo_Piano/...op_zidane.shtml


Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Foreign talent.

I want to thank all the foreign talent who so called 'boast' the economic market of Singapore. Not only that, Singaporean have to start flipping the Recruits section of The Straits Times to find another new job. Infact, some of them could not find a full time job and end up taking up part time job and this indirectly is breaking my rice bowl (nb!) . The native Indian from India are expertise in the area of IT so they take up the majority of the IT sector leaving those who were diploma holder in IT to start reaching out for the Recruits to find jobs which are not IT based. How about those eng mo ( not ang mo, as those native speaker of english language pronouced it) ? Either they become the top managment in some MNC based here or they are being hired by MOE to be teach english because they are native speaker of that particular language. I am not saying that foreign talent is no good, but we gone through at least 13- 15 years of educations and yet we can't hold a job as good as them if not as stable as them? Those foreigner who are hired because they studied in Singapore, i got nothing against them because they at least gone through what we have gone through, but how about the native foreigner?

Okie, never mind proper jobs can't hold, we move on to doing vices. Even vices also dominated by foreign talent, massage parlour being managed by PDMM (陪读妈妈)from China. So Singaporean who want to go into vices, no room for you already. Maybe you can be the pimp for those prositute in Geylang.

Can't go into vices? Never mind, if you can play sports like me, Singapore need you. Damn, table tennis is played by Singaporean who come from China, badminton national players also from indo? Football national team got cameroonian players who are good runner by natural, i can't even pronouce their name. Moudourou Moise i do not even know how to pronouce his name properly, i got no problem with names like Salim, Rafi, Ali, Ahmad because they are locals. Goals 2010 i afraid will be a scene whereby foreign talent don the national colour.

However, on a lighter note, i still want to thanks the foreigner for clearing the unwanted in Singapore, a walk in town and you can find flat chested small eyes girls who they called 'chicks' hugging them. That's good and i thank you because that isn't Singaporean guys cup of tea i suppose. Thanks for clearing our 'scrap goods'. A classmate of mine who i cannot name for fear of my life once asked me if she was a good catch for the ang mo. I tried my best not to laugh and replied yes.

ps: No foreign talent or SPGs were hurt in this entry

Monday, July 10, 2006

More brown in the making?


Extracted from The Straits Times Monday, 10 July 2006

Was flipping the newspaper just now and came across this news, look like the support brown feelings is getting bigger and bigger ever since his last column got suspensed by Today. And it seem again that the authority is kicking up a big fuss again by deploying police to look into this slient protest matter. Look like taxpayer money is spent on stopping a columnist speech and media freedom when the authority actually encourage the citizens to be more vocal and are 'given' the right to speech and freedom.

Kicking a fuss over slient protest, ask anyone from a foreign country and they most likely will laugh it off when they are actually given the right to slient protest in their own country. You can kill one brown, but there will be more brown in the making. Trust my words.

An online Petition have already been set up http://www.petitiononline.com/Mr_Brown/petition.html, i do not encourage or persuade readers to sign it (can go jail one leh!) but you can sign it for support of Mr Brown. I have already signed it.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

My 12 years of wait is over!


My 12 years of wait for Italy to lift the World Cup once again for the 5th times was offically over this morning, score tied at 1-1 after 120 minutes of football which France was dominating most of the game before Zidane was sent off for headbutting Materazzi after a heated discussion.

When the game was held to penalty shoot out, tension raised and butterfly were in my stomach having known that the Azzurri ( the Italian) were not good in penalty shootout and the image of USA' 94 which i watched Roberto Baggio missed the last penalty to hand the World Cup to Brazil, the image is still very clear in my mind.

However, that image was clearly replaced with Grosso hitting the winning penalty and the Italian holding the World Cup in their hand, i knew my 12 years of wait was finally over. Cannavaro (the captain who is holding the World Cup and standing tall above others) was my inspiration throughout the whole campiagn. Someone have asked me about my birthday wish last week and deep inside my heart i know what was the biggest birthday wish i could have asked for, to see Italy winning the World Cup. I am a happy 20 years old. Long live Azzurri!!

I do not find what he said humourous, instead i find what he said make sense.


extracted from The Newpaper on 10th July 2006, Sunday in corresponse to this article http://www.todayonline.com/articles/127762.asp written by Mr Brown, and the reply a few days later made by the MICA http://www.mrbrown.com/blog/2006/07/letter_from_mic.html, after reading both side of the story, i feel that although Mr Brown is trying to sound funny in his column but what he mention inside was true, price hike, transport fee increase and one day we might just have to pay to use our house lift. Authority should not make a huge fuss of it and issued him with such a stern remark, like what authority have mentioned to Today, explore situations provide solutions, they can actually provide solutions to what Brown had mention inside his column instead of accusing him of distorting in the name of humour when what he mentioned was true. He is just voicing out about what typical Singaporean is feeling and going through. Even if he doesn't mention this, Singaporean can still feel the changes and tell the differences whether its good or bad, small fry like us do not have a say in the Parliment that's why we need to voice out in column, if that's the case we can't voice out what we want to say then don't ask for opinion. Its ridiculous when a columnist becomes a 'partisan player' in politics.

The rest i leave it to fellow Singaporean and my readers to judge, no offence here made, just a 2 cents worth of my view.

So say we all, so say we all!

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Repost: Javcast

finally, took some time off to do a recording and open a podcasting account,

the RSS feed for my podcast will be http://javcast.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml

you all can subsribe to my podcast by clicking on the link above. when you subsribe, you do not need to keep coming back to my blog to check on the lastest podcast, more show to come in the later part.

Podcast URL: www.javcast.podomatic.com

Podcast: Javcast 6th July 06: I am Singaporean

This is my version of the I am Singaporean meme started by Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi, for the upcoming National Day. So say we all so say we all!

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Friends


Today posting is dedicate to Mr Yinan , a friend who stood by me everytime i have matter of the hearts, someone who never failed to call me when he book out, either beach road or orchard, someone who scare that my primary school friend will mistake us as gay because everytime we hang out at orchard we will be seeing her working at Nike Heeran, someone who i will distrub him everytime in msn, someone who i kept him accompany everytime he log on msn when he is all alone back in Shanghai, i didn't know i will have an oversea buddy till i was in the same class as him. Thanks for the belated birthday dinner treat today and once again thanks for knowing my birthday date, not everyone will remember and know it. That's what friends are for. Not forgetting my polymates too. You guys make up the missing pieces in my poly life thanks alot.

Friday, July 07, 2006

$1.50 = A whole day of fun



usual off day from work yesterday so decided to spend one of my long weekend days at Jurong East Swimming complex, spend $1.50 purchasing the ticket and another $2 renting the float and you can find yourself enjoying the wave pool, the uber tall slide, relax one corner at the jacuzzi pool or swim laps in the deep pool, getting yourself tan or burned and at the same time enjoying the facilities for just $3.50, very worth it, don't worry the price haven't hike due to the increment of GST! better don't say lah!

Ways to own your maths teacher



Ways to own your maths teacher:

1) Find X

I heard from my friend alibaba that his friend even went to calculate why it is wrong in the first place. that's kind of...

How i wish i can have such classmate when i was in primary school to at least prove that i have some intelligience. Hehehe

ask James

On the way to swimming complex:
so is this a advertisement for money loaning or a advertisement to promote some other things? don't ask me, ask James.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Ways of catching the world cup without paying

I did not subscribe to cable tv and yet i am able to catch majority of the World Cup matches. Here are the ways:

1) Go to a friend's house who have subscribe to watch it
2) arrived 30 - 45 minutes earliers to find a seat in a coffeeshop which will be packed like a stadium eventually when the kick off start.
3) find yourself a place in any of the 24 hours Mac island wide.
4) Using p2p tv





Thanks to the ingterneck, i do not need to pay so much money to the Starhub 'investment scheme' for my handphone, ingterneck connection and of course not cable tv. Clear image although its a bit laggy (when a goal was scored, i most probably would still be watching the players taking throw in or still dribbling the ball around)