Javducation
Today i have learnt:
1) That mee siam got hum.
2) That Jack Neo is the offical entertainer of jokes for Singapore while mrbrown can only be the underground illegal offical entertainer of jokes for Singapore.
3) That we must smile 4 millions times and welcome foreign talent coming to our country to take up our jobs, play our girls, take our money and run home.
4) That although we are moving into the digital ages, we are not entitled to post our views and comment on mainstream media.
5) That authorities don't need a MySpace account, they need a Friendster account. Testimonial are welcome.
6) That we can have the Top FIFA World Cup referee, Top RoboWorld Cup team but we will never have a Top national football team.
7) That government are replying at our comment made on the mainstream media and we are entitled to reply back but newspaper won't published it.
8) That bah chor mee and mee siam will be the next tools for election 5 years later. We will get to vote for bah chor mee don't wan tur kwa or mee siam don't want hum
9) If Thailands are called the land of thousands smile, we can call ourselves the land of 4 millions smile.
10) That we are going to be a fully plastic country in the future because even foodcourt (e.g. Kopitiam) are going cashless. We are only allowed to use the cashcard they issued and no cash is allowed.
11) That i will have to pay 5 dollars to purchase a dumb plastic card even if i were to purchase ONLY a drink. I seldom dine at foodcourt because the food is bad and cost twice as much ($4 for a bowl of bah chor mee worth it?).
12) That toilet auntie collecting 10 cents/toilet visit will be out of job soon. We will be scanning our cashcard when going into the toilet, 10 cents dedcuted. Deduct another 10 cents from cashcard to use the tap to wash hand. Another 10 cents deducted to use the hand dryer.
13) That sooner or later, the only card we will be bringing out will be our Identification Card (IC) it will be an all in one card, CashCard, Ez-link, IC,credit card, debit card,phonecard. You want it to be what kind of card they will be what kind of card.
14) That 13 is an unlucky number.
1) That mee siam got hum.
2) That Jack Neo is the offical entertainer of jokes for Singapore while mrbrown can only be the underground illegal offical entertainer of jokes for Singapore.
3) That we must smile 4 millions times and welcome foreign talent coming to our country to take up our jobs, play our girls, take our money and run home.
4) That although we are moving into the digital ages, we are not entitled to post our views and comment on mainstream media.
5) That authorities don't need a MySpace account, they need a Friendster account. Testimonial are welcome.
6) That we can have the Top FIFA World Cup referee, Top RoboWorld Cup team but we will never have a Top national football team.
7) That government are replying at our comment made on the mainstream media and we are entitled to reply back but newspaper won't published it.
8) That bah chor mee and mee siam will be the next tools for election 5 years later. We will get to vote for bah chor mee don't wan tur kwa or mee siam don't want hum
9) If Thailands are called the land of thousands smile, we can call ourselves the land of 4 millions smile.
10) That we are going to be a fully plastic country in the future because even foodcourt (e.g. Kopitiam) are going cashless. We are only allowed to use the cashcard they issued and no cash is allowed.
11) That i will have to pay 5 dollars to purchase a dumb plastic card even if i were to purchase ONLY a drink. I seldom dine at foodcourt because the food is bad and cost twice as much ($4 for a bowl of bah chor mee worth it?).
12) That toilet auntie collecting 10 cents/toilet visit will be out of job soon. We will be scanning our cashcard when going into the toilet, 10 cents dedcuted. Deduct another 10 cents from cashcard to use the tap to wash hand. Another 10 cents deducted to use the hand dryer.
13) That sooner or later, the only card we will be bringing out will be our Identification Card (IC) it will be an all in one card, CashCard, Ez-link, IC,credit card, debit card,phonecard. You want it to be what kind of card they will be what kind of card.
14) That 13 is an unlucky number.
posted by jav at
10:19 PM
1 Comments:
They are earning money from this. You pay $5 to buy a dumb card even if you wan to buy a drink which cost $1.20, mean they will make $3.80 in advance from you because god knows when you will be making your next visit.
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jav, at 7:11 AM
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