Living on a tiny red dot

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Javducation

After 7 days of field camp and being sick for another 3 days after the field camp i have learnt:

1) That i can don't shit for 7 days.

2) That i can actually don't bath for 7 days.

3) That i can don't brush teeth for 7 days.

4) That all the combat ration taste the same no matter what you got, be it spicy halal menu 1 or non spicy halal menu 7, all the combat ration will have one combat ration taste the moment you tear the packet open.

5) That there is another teacher teaching in a east side neighbourhood school closer to stardom by scolding her students 'stupid' and 'suay'

6) That sorry seem to be the hardest word for some action you regret you have done.

7) That if sorry seem to the hardest word, you can always replace it with phrase like 'express regret for the misunderstanding caused'.

8) That motivation = scolding 'stupid' or 'suay'

9) That a teacher motivate his/her student by scolding them 'stupid' or 'suay'.

10) That hip hop dancing can be use as a tools for politician. Why not ask politician to set up DOTA clan in order to get in touch with the gaming world and win them over?

11) That stomach virus is one of the worst illness i can ever get.

12) That university students pay school fee to learn to be creative. Some of the 'creative' things they learn is how to turn $10 into $70 and how to turn $10 into $60. Anyone who know how to do it can email me, i will reveal the answer in my next week entry, be amazed, really amazed.

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