Javducation - 1/8/07
Been a long time since i last did Javducation mostly the reason due to, too tried to even touch the papers to look at news. But nevertheless, i gonna start picking up the papers and start this online education running again.
Once again i learn:
1) that blogger not only serve as a place for blogging, recording down your daily happenings or dull s in life, it also serve as a place to find your missing friend. <link here>
2) that if you happen to have a friend who natural reflex reaction was to grab your arm and try to fracture it, chances of you going home with a broken arm is high.
3) that guys, if you date a girl out and do not wish to send the girl back home, simply ask her how's she going back, if she say she is going to take a bus at the bus stop nearby, simply wave goodbye to her and walk the opposite direction.
4) that bus fare is gonna cost a minimum $1 upon boarding very soon in the near future. GST hike, bus fare hike, expenses hike but never your pay.
5) That some people can achieved orgasm by going to the dentist, maybe plucking out wisdom tooth can be orgasmic too.
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Extract:
A MAN, on his first visit to a polyclinic, made lewd remarks and obscene noises while the woman dentist was treating him.
She ignored him but later made a police report.
On Wednesday, odd-job worker Benjamin Lim Chy Meng, 38, pleaded guilty to insulting the modesty of the 28-year-old dentist.
He was fined $1,500.
Lim had gone to the polyclinic on July 10 last year at about 11.35am. While the dentist was scaling his teeth, he started to make obscene noises, saying it was orgasmic.
5) that in UK, a typist thumb cost more than a soldier's leg. If you are a typist and you HURT your thumb, you get $1.5M. However, if you are a soldiers' who LOSE your leg, you only get $177k, so is it because a thumb cost more than a leg or just because soldiers got a cheap life compare to a typist?
6) that it's ironic that we are encouraged to make more babies but some people (e.g. celebrity) got her contract suspended just because she's 7th month pregnant.
Once again i learn:
1) that blogger not only serve as a place for blogging, recording down your daily happenings or dull s in life, it also serve as a place to find your missing friend. <link here>
2) that if you happen to have a friend who natural reflex reaction was to grab your arm and try to fracture it, chances of you going home with a broken arm is high.
3) that guys, if you date a girl out and do not wish to send the girl back home, simply ask her how's she going back, if she say she is going to take a bus at the bus stop nearby, simply wave goodbye to her and walk the opposite direction.
4) that bus fare is gonna cost a minimum $1 upon boarding very soon in the near future. GST hike, bus fare hike, expenses hike but never your pay.
5) That some people can achieved orgasm by going to the dentist, maybe plucking out wisdom tooth can be orgasmic too.
<link here>
Extract:
A MAN, on his first visit to a polyclinic, made lewd remarks and obscene noises while the woman dentist was treating him.
She ignored him but later made a police report.
On Wednesday, odd-job worker Benjamin Lim Chy Meng, 38, pleaded guilty to insulting the modesty of the 28-year-old dentist.
He was fined $1,500.
Lim had gone to the polyclinic on July 10 last year at about 11.35am. While the dentist was scaling his teeth, he started to make obscene noises, saying it was orgasmic.
5) that in UK, a typist thumb cost more than a soldier's leg. If you are a typist and you HURT your thumb, you get $1.5M. However, if you are a soldiers' who LOSE your leg, you only get $177k, so is it because a thumb cost more than a leg or just because soldiers got a cheap life compare to a typist?
6) that it's ironic that we are encouraged to make more babies but some people (e.g. celebrity) got her contract suspended just because she's 7th month pregnant.
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