Javducation

Despite a hetic week, i still learnt:

1) That in UK, women are desperated to lose their virginity that they decided to auction it on e-bay when they still have their viriginity by the age of 30. But in Singapore, majority of the girls are losing it at a cost of $0.

2) That nowadays you do not need to step out of your house to top up your ez-link card. You can just buy a reader to top it up online when you are at home. Soon i will be able to order chicken rice from my favourite stall online using credit card.

3) That every three days there will be an escalators accident. Maybe instead of Lift Upgrading Programme (LUP), we should have Escalators Upgrading Programme (EUP) for our next election. We get to vote for which shopping centre should get the upgrading of escalators.

4) That Creative should not be continuing their MP3 player business, they should just go around sueing companies who use their design and earn money from there. Last week won Apple, this week don't know sueing which mobile phone company for using their design.

Excrept:

Creative Technology may take legal action against some mobile phone makers which have allegedly infringed its patented Zen technology.

This comes barely a week after Apple settled out of court its differences with Creative over the same patent.

The Zen patent, which was granted by the US Patent Office last August, is essentially a user interface for the management of songs stored in MP3 players.

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5) That it is economical to marry a very young girls, when i mention 'very', the age gap must be at least 10-20 years different because not only you get a wife, your son will gain a stepmum and 'sis' and sometime, gain an idol. Very worth, 2 for the price of 1, best of both world.

Time for me to start eyeing after 10 years old small girls? i don't want to be the next Michael Jackson.

6) That people only call or sms you when you are busy dirtying your hand like eating BBQ chicken wing.

7) That during the IMF, no outdoor protest are allowed, only indoor protest are allowed. Maybe because Singapore weather hot, if outdoor protest may kana heatstroke, indoor protest got aircon ma.

8) That authority should set up yellow box for protestor during IMF.

9) That there is only 10 days left to enlistment.

10) That the number 10 is my favourite number.