Javducation
Javducation
Today i have learnt that:
1) Ah Beng drugs peddler will have to look for jobs elsewhere because not only doctor are selling drugs in their clinic, drugs are sold in kopitiam and HDB flats using the 7-11 style, 24/7 running to provide services to the addicts. Maybe those Ah Beng drugs peddler should concentrate more on giving commited services to their 'OEM' DVDs business.
2) Not all student will work hard just by reading harshly-worded letters and before the principal start writing the letter, ensure that she is ISO-9001 eng mo certified free of grammer mistake. Gov is encouraging the Speak Good English campaign and the head of the school is not giving a good example by issuing letter with full of grammatical mistake.
3) We cannot write and publish government issues (be it on a light or heavy touch) on the mainstream media such as the newspaper, but we can do a play on it and the authority won't ask a question about it. Not even when you name your play after a local opposition politician.
4) Its not worth breaking into a house and risk getting your ass jabbed by the window grille, chased by resident and in the end falling down breaking your head and getting arrested just for a miserable $2.
5) Singapore Changi Airport Terminal is highly prone to terrorist attack because in a drama i just watched on Channel 8, a girl managed to go into the airport control station and use the PA (Public Announcement) system to call for her boyfriend. If a girl can just go into a control station i don't see why terrorist can't invade the airport with ease.
Today i have learnt that:
1) Ah Beng drugs peddler will have to look for jobs elsewhere because not only doctor are selling drugs in their clinic, drugs are sold in kopitiam and HDB flats using the 7-11 style, 24/7 running to provide services to the addicts. Maybe those Ah Beng drugs peddler should concentrate more on giving commited services to their 'OEM' DVDs business.
2) Not all student will work hard just by reading harshly-worded letters and before the principal start writing the letter, ensure that she is ISO-9001 eng mo certified free of grammer mistake. Gov is encouraging the Speak Good English campaign and the head of the school is not giving a good example by issuing letter with full of grammatical mistake.
3) We cannot write and publish government issues (be it on a light or heavy touch) on the mainstream media such as the newspaper, but we can do a play on it and the authority won't ask a question about it. Not even when you name your play after a local opposition politician.
4) Its not worth breaking into a house and risk getting your ass jabbed by the window grille, chased by resident and in the end falling down breaking your head and getting arrested just for a miserable $2.
5) Singapore Changi Airport Terminal is highly prone to terrorist attack because in a drama i just watched on Channel 8, a girl managed to go into the airport control station and use the PA (Public Announcement) system to call for her boyfriend. If a girl can just go into a control station i don't see why terrorist can't invade the airport with ease.
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