Javducation
busy week, but nevertheless, still need to fork out some time for entertainment.
Despite a busy week, i learnt:
1) That teachers also can be part time hairstylist when exam is just around the corner.
2) That the so called acceptable hair in school is 'army style' hairdo, then might as well ask the student to 'drop 20' as part of punishment.
3) That its only a normal diarrhoea illness when students in 2 particular schools start falling sick but show different symptoms compare to the students in another 2 schools. I assumed that all of them must have eaten the same food from the same particular food stall before heading for school.
3) That an Lasik surgery package can offer you goody bags, cash vocher and a free 1 night stay in a 5 star hotel but can't offer you perfect eyesight.
4) That applying for an admin job in a MNC might just turn you into a financial adviser for Prudential.
5) That nowadays, even applying for a simple job in a company also need to go for a recruitment camp.
6) That finally, the over-rated footballer in the world, David Beckham have finally lose his appeal as the top modelling icon.
7) That even at the age of 105, you are never too old to be blogging and seeking for lover online, and you will become famous.
8) That if you are a chinese physician at the age of 105, there are women who are 50 years old your junior WILLINGLY applying to be your lover. Think its time for me to learn a bit about chinese medicine.
9) That when you are a NSF ( National Serviceman Full Time) people will start to question you why you are not booking in when they see you online after 8pm. I been asked at least 20 times
10) That there is at least half a dozen of Singaporean who do not know where and what is SDC (Singapore Discovery Centre)
Despite a busy week, i learnt:
1) That teachers also can be part time hairstylist when exam is just around the corner.
2) That the so called acceptable hair in school is 'army style' hairdo, then might as well ask the student to 'drop 20' as part of punishment.
3) That its only a normal diarrhoea illness when students in 2 particular schools start falling sick but show different symptoms compare to the students in another 2 schools. I assumed that all of them must have eaten the same food from the same particular food stall before heading for school.
3) That an Lasik surgery package can offer you goody bags, cash vocher and a free 1 night stay in a 5 star hotel but can't offer you perfect eyesight.
4) That applying for an admin job in a MNC might just turn you into a financial adviser for Prudential.
5) That nowadays, even applying for a simple job in a company also need to go for a recruitment camp.
6) That finally, the over-rated footballer in the world, David Beckham have finally lose his appeal as the top modelling icon.
7) That even at the age of 105, you are never too old to be blogging and seeking for lover online, and you will become famous.
8) That if you are a chinese physician at the age of 105, there are women who are 50 years old your junior WILLINGLY applying to be your lover. Think its time for me to learn a bit about chinese medicine.
9) That when you are a NSF ( National Serviceman Full Time) people will start to question you why you are not booking in when they see you online after 8pm. I been asked at least 20 times
10) That there is at least half a dozen of Singaporean who do not know where and what is SDC (Singapore Discovery Centre)
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