Javducation - Confinement Special
Back from my 2 weeks of confinement period, suddenly feel very strange to touch the computer and start blogging, anyway thanks to those who have been coming to my site often to check for update. I promised updates over the weekend. 'Long' weekend for me! Okie, authority say we cannot mention military stuff to the public, so i shall not talk about my army life. I shall name it as Uly, liddat not mentioning what
Over the past 2 weeks i have learnt:
1) That Uly is all about repeating, they hold delayed telecast, repeat telecast annoucement 3 times a day.
2) That a so called lecture got no lecture notes but tons of jokes.
3) That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.
4)That if we break our spectacles and we need to make a new pair, we entitled to $10 off as discount, but the claim will only come after a year. That's welfare gentlemen!
5)That i learnt how to suck thumb.
6)That vulgarities is a culture.
7)That time = money and therefore money = time, but it does not mean the more time you have the more money you will be able to earn. It just mean the more money you earn, the more free time you have.
8)That after 14 days of confinement, you will find yourself dumb.
9)That the IMF is over and i didn't even get to witness a second of the event. (NB!)
10) That despite practising so hard to smile i never get to use it at all for the IMF.
11) That i will suffer a spilt personality sooner or later because we are not allow to put on a smiley face inside but we are encouraged to smile at foreign talent in Singapore. Headache!
12)That those ah pek who like to go Batam to source for entertainment will no longer scare of getting their ass jabbed by the protestor because Batam have been declared a non-protester island.
13) That Mickey Mouse is coming to town.
14) That women who are interested in losing weight should just join NS. Forget about paying Marie France Bodyline, Slim Fit or Body Perfect. Get paid to lose weight by joining us. It works, no jokes.
Over the past 2 weeks i have learnt:
1) That Uly is all about repeating, they hold delayed telecast, repeat telecast annoucement 3 times a day.
2) That a so called lecture got no lecture notes but tons of jokes.
3) That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.That everything offered to us is welfare.
4)That if we break our spectacles and we need to make a new pair, we entitled to $10 off as discount, but the claim will only come after a year. That's welfare gentlemen!
5)That i learnt how to suck thumb.
6)That vulgarities is a culture.
7)That time = money and therefore money = time, but it does not mean the more time you have the more money you will be able to earn. It just mean the more money you earn, the more free time you have.
8)That after 14 days of confinement, you will find yourself dumb.
9)That the IMF is over and i didn't even get to witness a second of the event. (NB!)
10) That despite practising so hard to smile i never get to use it at all for the IMF.
11) That i will suffer a spilt personality sooner or later because we are not allow to put on a smiley face inside but we are encouraged to smile at foreign talent in Singapore. Headache!
12)That those ah pek who like to go Batam to source for entertainment will no longer scare of getting their ass jabbed by the protestor because Batam have been declared a non-protester island.
13) That Mickey Mouse is coming to town.
14) That women who are interested in losing weight should just join NS. Forget about paying Marie France Bodyline, Slim Fit or Body Perfect. Get paid to lose weight by joining us. It works, no jokes.
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