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Today i have learnt that:
1) All kind of show/drama be it English or Mandarin will always have the same kind of ending. They will end it like the way we end our primary/secondary composition, 'and I wake up it was just a dream' or 'and they live happily ever after'.
2) In the olden days before the term blogging was used, people write down their day to day event on the wall of an abandoned house hoping that strangers will discovered it by chances.
3) Maybe the vandal responsible for the vandalism in the Tampines multi-storey carpark is trying to blog down his day to day events on the carpark after knowing that people in the olden days record it down on the wall.
4) Apple Hong just released her new album not long ago, hope that her album will not end up like Slyvester Sim's album, left on an isolated corner in Carrefour selling for $2 per album.
5) There is a new part time job I can consider after retirement apart from being a taxi driver and ice-cream vendor on motorbike, I can be a trolley retrievers.
6) I have thought of the slogan to my new after-retirement-part-time job. It will be, ' one dollar, one dollar Uncle, Auntie 我帮你推 trolley, one dollar, one dollar' Hope this slogan will attract more people to let me have their trolley after shopping.
7) Nowadays in schools, CIP points can be exchange for twenty dollars. Maybe we should encourage student to do life-threatening stunt like eating fire, walking on tight rope or throw them into a sea of sharks in order to exchange for CIP points.
Excerpt from a blog:
I got pulled out and got a good talking to that there is a minimum requirement of $20 to get my CIP hours credited to me, to prevent some students from slacking etc. Yeah right, this is where the problems start coming in. How can you judge that a student has put in "enough work" ? There is a stark difference between a student that puts $20 in the tin can himself, goes home and slacks half the morning, some even napping, playing computer games. When time's up, he goes to school and hands in the tin can. Passed, no sweat.
The other students, more determined to earn the money themselves, go around fighting with other gazillion secondary schools taking part in this St John flag day. He spends 5 hours going around, and yet due to tough competition did not get the $20 required. At the end of the day, tired and sweaty, he passed up the can. Failed, no CIP hours!
8) People from China prefer to commit crime in Hong Kong than China. They will swim across the sea risking their arse getting bite from the sharks just to come to Hong Kong to commit crimes because they are paid better in Hong Kong jail than working in China. Best of all, they are guaranteed a better future back in their homeland after they are released from jail as they will be taught English during their jail-term in Hong Kong Prison. Not a bad reason to go jail after all, at least you are guaranteed a better future.
9) A taxi driver claimed that price hike is rightful because taxi driver deserve some pay rise after all. Kiss my ares?! Only you deserved a pay rise we don't deserve?
10) Avoid driving to Suntec next month if not you will have to keep smiling while on the wheel.
1) All kind of show/drama be it English or Mandarin will always have the same kind of ending. They will end it like the way we end our primary/secondary composition, 'and I wake up it was just a dream' or 'and they live happily ever after'.
2) In the olden days before the term blogging was used, people write down their day to day event on the wall of an abandoned house hoping that strangers will discovered it by chances.
3) Maybe the vandal responsible for the vandalism in the Tampines multi-storey carpark is trying to blog down his day to day events on the carpark after knowing that people in the olden days record it down on the wall.
4) Apple Hong just released her new album not long ago, hope that her album will not end up like Slyvester Sim's album, left on an isolated corner in Carrefour selling for $2 per album.
5) There is a new part time job I can consider after retirement apart from being a taxi driver and ice-cream vendor on motorbike, I can be a trolley retrievers.
6) I have thought of the slogan to my new after-retirement-part-time job. It will be, ' one dollar, one dollar Uncle, Auntie 我帮你推 trolley, one dollar, one dollar' Hope this slogan will attract more people to let me have their trolley after shopping.
7) Nowadays in schools, CIP points can be exchange for twenty dollars. Maybe we should encourage student to do life-threatening stunt like eating fire, walking on tight rope or throw them into a sea of sharks in order to exchange for CIP points.
Excerpt from a blog:
I got pulled out and got a good talking to that there is a minimum requirement of $20 to get my CIP hours credited to me, to prevent some students from slacking etc. Yeah right, this is where the problems start coming in. How can you judge that a student has put in "enough work" ? There is a stark difference between a student that puts $20 in the tin can himself, goes home and slacks half the morning, some even napping, playing computer games. When time's up, he goes to school and hands in the tin can. Passed, no sweat.
The other students, more determined to earn the money themselves, go around fighting with other gazillion secondary schools taking part in this St John flag day. He spends 5 hours going around, and yet due to tough competition did not get the $20 required. At the end of the day, tired and sweaty, he passed up the can. Failed, no CIP hours!
8) People from China prefer to commit crime in Hong Kong than China. They will swim across the sea risking their arse getting bite from the sharks just to come to Hong Kong to commit crimes because they are paid better in Hong Kong jail than working in China. Best of all, they are guaranteed a better future back in their homeland after they are released from jail as they will be taught English during their jail-term in Hong Kong Prison. Not a bad reason to go jail after all, at least you are guaranteed a better future.
9) A taxi driver claimed that price hike is rightful because taxi driver deserve some pay rise after all. Kiss my ares?! Only you deserved a pay rise we don't deserve?
10) Avoid driving to Suntec next month if not you will have to keep smiling while on the wheel.
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