Javducation
Last Javducation before enlisting into army, i have to keep this short because i was too busy to read the news, i just scanned though.
I have learnt:
1) That if you want to be famous, you can join Singapore idol, 绝对 superstar or Star Search. If all these failed, you can be a teacher because nowadays teachers are prone to complain and get on the newspaper headline really fast.
2) That turtle is a way to commerate the death of a crocodile hunter in msn, that's very weird. I got an idea, maybe we should all buy Crocs footwear to wear when going out to commerate.
3) That fairprice is a good name to start a casket business or any kind of business.
4) That even if your business offer reasonable charges, no overtime charge and professional services, you cannot name your business Fairprice because it's owned by NTUC.
Excerpt:
Casket Fairprice is in Sin Min and an employee who answered the phone explained that the company was a one-stop centre and thus charged lower prices.
Why did it name itself Fairprice?
"Because our prices are fair, mah," he replied.
It is not connected with NTUC in anyway. You don't get a discount if you are a union member.
5) That NTUC is really a good name to start a casket business. National Trade Union Casket.
6) That nowadays, even runner-up at Singapore Idol won't guarantee you instant stardom, not even when you create rumour with a fellow single mum contestant. when stardom and fame don't come, you might find your CD being sold at $2 in one corner of Carrefour and get your contract being terminated early. Each come separately. Battery not included.
7) That its 4 days away from IMF, learnt how to smile already?
8) That during the period between 10-20 sept, old man who are used to going Batam for some 'recreational' purposes may find themselves appearing on international tv channel like CNN or they might just find themselves getting their ass jabbed by IMF protester in Batam.
9) That the filling in the 大碰饼 that i like to eat since i was ten is lotus paste not malt, all along i thought is malt till someone told me is lotus paste.
10) That i am 1 day away from civilian's life.
I have learnt:
1) That if you want to be famous, you can join Singapore idol, 绝对 superstar or Star Search. If all these failed, you can be a teacher because nowadays teachers are prone to complain and get on the newspaper headline really fast.
2) That turtle is a way to commerate the death of a crocodile hunter in msn, that's very weird. I got an idea, maybe we should all buy Crocs footwear to wear when going out to commerate.
3) That fairprice is a good name to start a casket business or any kind of business.
4) That even if your business offer reasonable charges, no overtime charge and professional services, you cannot name your business Fairprice because it's owned by NTUC.
Excerpt:
Casket Fairprice is in Sin Min and an employee who answered the phone explained that the company was a one-stop centre and thus charged lower prices.
Why did it name itself Fairprice?
"Because our prices are fair, mah," he replied.
It is not connected with NTUC in anyway. You don't get a discount if you are a union member.
5) That NTUC is really a good name to start a casket business. National Trade Union Casket.
6) That nowadays, even runner-up at Singapore Idol won't guarantee you instant stardom, not even when you create rumour with a fellow single mum contestant. when stardom and fame don't come, you might find your CD being sold at $2 in one corner of Carrefour and get your contract being terminated early. Each come separately. Battery not included.
7) That its 4 days away from IMF, learnt how to smile already?
8) That during the period between 10-20 sept, old man who are used to going Batam for some 'recreational' purposes may find themselves appearing on international tv channel like CNN or they might just find themselves getting their ass jabbed by IMF protester in Batam.
9) That the filling in the 大碰饼 that i like to eat since i was ten is lotus paste not malt, all along i thought is malt till someone told me is lotus paste.
10) That i am 1 day away from civilian's life.
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