Javducation
Today i have learnt:
1) That never to use your newspaper to help you reserved a place in the canteen while you are away buying your food. The seat will not be taken up but the newspaper will be taken by some bugger who passed by your seat. (curse him)
2) That people who always misunderstood others will be afraid of being misunderstood.
3) That it is okie to spend $460 publishing a public apology on newspaper after you punched a local MP and waited 6 years to get back $380.87.
4) That when you publish a public apology on the newspaper because you punched a local MP, you must include 'THANK YOU' inside. For what kind of reason, i don't know. Maybe 'thanks for letting me punch you Mr MP.'? Think i better stop this before i am labelled a paristan player in politics.
5) That foreigner in Singapore can get license to do protest during IMF while Singaporean in Singapore will most probably only be able to get license to hang their plant outside their windows.
6) That foreigner have the license to hold protest during IMF, Singaporean only have the license to smile during IMF
7) That Yellow Ribbon project is a project by government to give ex convicts 2nd chance, Yellow ribbon project is a project by government to give ex convicts 2nd chance, Yellow ribbon project is a project by government to give ex convicts 2nd chance.
8) 'Delivery man not allowed access to IMF venue because he is an ex convicts? ' This is what i saw on the newspaper report headline today. Did i mention Yellow ribbon project is project by government to give ex convicts 2nd chance?
Tomorrow newspaper headline will most probably read: ' Ex convicts to be cordoned off Suntec City in preparation for upcoming IMF'.
9) That students caught beating up other fellow mates will be subject to public caning, but a teacher caught beating up students will only be given verbal warning and an offical warning letter.
10) That when you are famous because u get caught in an infamous home made video, despo guys will use software to edit their face to your photo that they found online.
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Excrept from someone's blog -
*Dotz* I've been trying to figure how to use photoshop for editing. GosH!!!! Can u change my hubby's head back???
11) That once again i am convinced that all show and drama have the same ending as what i have mentioned on the 1st point of my August 14th entry.
1) That never to use your newspaper to help you reserved a place in the canteen while you are away buying your food. The seat will not be taken up but the newspaper will be taken by some bugger who passed by your seat. (curse him)
2) That people who always misunderstood others will be afraid of being misunderstood.
3) That it is okie to spend $460 publishing a public apology on newspaper after you punched a local MP and waited 6 years to get back $380.87.
4) That when you publish a public apology on the newspaper because you punched a local MP, you must include 'THANK YOU' inside. For what kind of reason, i don't know. Maybe 'thanks for letting me punch you Mr MP.'? Think i better stop this before i am labelled a paristan player in politics.
5) That foreigner in Singapore can get license to do protest during IMF while Singaporean in Singapore will most probably only be able to get license to hang their plant outside their windows.
6) That foreigner have the license to hold protest during IMF, Singaporean only have the license to smile during IMF
7) That Yellow Ribbon project is a project by government to give ex convicts 2nd chance, Yellow ribbon project is a project by government to give ex convicts 2nd chance, Yellow ribbon project is a project by government to give ex convicts 2nd chance.
8) 'Delivery man not allowed access to IMF venue because he is an ex convicts? ' This is what i saw on the newspaper report headline today. Did i mention Yellow ribbon project is project by government to give ex convicts 2nd chance?
Tomorrow newspaper headline will most probably read: ' Ex convicts to be cordoned off Suntec City in preparation for upcoming IMF'.
9) That students caught beating up other fellow mates will be subject to public caning, but a teacher caught beating up students will only be given verbal warning and an offical warning letter.
10) That when you are famous because u get caught in an infamous home made video, despo guys will use software to edit their face to your photo that they found online.
<link>
Excrept from someone's blog -
*Dotz* I've been trying to figure how to use photoshop for editing. GosH!!!! Can u change my hubby's head back???
11) That once again i am convinced that all show and drama have the same ending as what i have mentioned on the 1st point of my August 14th entry.
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