Javducation is back!
Haven't been doing a decent entry because was too busy enjoying myself going on holiday, meeting up with pals and playing game at home but nevertheless still managed to read up some interesting news.
I have learnt:
1) That it is safer to stand and flim down a stabbing incident than to help or even run away from it.
2) That you can actually fill up your stomach when you are hungry by smelling cat urine. Money saving tatics.
3) That drama such as CSI are encouraging more criminal to commit crime.
4) That there is a man who can survived on half a bottle of BBQ sauce and water for 24 days. Send him for rangers course please, he will survived.
5) That when there is too many teenagers blogging nowadays and you want to start a new trend, you can always resort to pasting your journal entry on a wall and we call it canal blogging. Interesting vocabulary.
6) That there is no much things as you are too short to work, you are only too short to work only when you are choosy about job.
7) That when you were once a popular young popstar earning millions by cutting albums after albums and your popularity drop after you have been caught for the wrong things (e.g. smoking) by the paparrazi and after giving birth, your popularity drop further, you have the tendancy to go out on a street not wearing underwear in order to get your popularity back.
8) That sometime you get more than what you paid for.
9) That when a guy consume pills to solve his manhood problem, he get more than solving his manhood problem such as being blind in a bid to solve his manhood problem.
Excrept:
HSA says the "Santi Bovine Penis Erecting Capsule" is not a licensed product and has been found to contain Sildenafil, a substance that comes under the Poisons Act.
It says Sildenafil should only be taken when prescribed by a medical doctor.
Side-effects may include sudden loss of vision, or death in patients with heart conditions.
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10) That a day on leave is like spending an hour in camp. Time passes by very fast when you are doing nothing.
I have learnt:
1) That it is safer to stand and flim down a stabbing incident than to help or even run away from it.
2) That you can actually fill up your stomach when you are hungry by smelling cat urine. Money saving tatics.
3) That drama such as CSI are encouraging more criminal to commit crime.
4) That there is a man who can survived on half a bottle of BBQ sauce and water for 24 days. Send him for rangers course please, he will survived.
5) That when there is too many teenagers blogging nowadays and you want to start a new trend, you can always resort to pasting your journal entry on a wall and we call it canal blogging. Interesting vocabulary.
6) That there is no much things as you are too short to work, you are only too short to work only when you are choosy about job.
7) That when you were once a popular young popstar earning millions by cutting albums after albums and your popularity drop after you have been caught for the wrong things (e.g. smoking) by the paparrazi and after giving birth, your popularity drop further, you have the tendancy to go out on a street not wearing underwear in order to get your popularity back.
8) That sometime you get more than what you paid for.
9) That when a guy consume pills to solve his manhood problem, he get more than solving his manhood problem such as being blind in a bid to solve his manhood problem.
Excrept:
HSA says the "Santi Bovine Penis Erecting Capsule" is not a licensed product and has been found to contain Sildenafil, a substance that comes under the Poisons Act.
It says Sildenafil should only be taken when prescribed by a medical doctor.
Side-effects may include sudden loss of vision, or death in patients with heart conditions.
<link>
10) That a day on leave is like spending an hour in camp. Time passes by very fast when you are doing nothing.
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