Javducation
This week i have learnt:
1) That its kinky to say 'I swallow' on advertisement.
2) That Zoe Tay is famous now because she swallow.
3) That all gay take drug.
4) That teachers who take drugs are gay.
5) That being a policeman is a relaxing job because you will be task to sitting infront of the computer undercovering as a gay in online chatting. You would lured the gay out for sex and ask the gay to bring drugs so that you can nab the gay.
6) That its a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to work in the IR (Integrated Resort). I wonder if it is consider a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wash toilets in IR.
Excerpt from Newpaper:
For Adelene Tan, retail leasing manager of Marina Bay Sands, working with the IR is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
7) That government do not need to create jobs for Singaporean now because Singaporeans are busy sending resume to work in the IR when it open in 2009.
8) That there will only be 8 planets in the solar system because Pluto is simply too small.
Ok, i feel cheated because all along i been taught that there are 9 planets in the solar system, can anyone return me the money my mum spend on educating me for the past 10 years or so?
9) That it is dangerous to shop nowadays because glass panel might just falls on you while you are shopping. We should wear protective gear like helmet, elbow guards, knee guards, ankle guards and etc. to prevent ourselves from getting hurted while shopping.
10) That the Newpaper should use better title for their article (at least abit more sympathizing)
Excrept: COOL RESPONSE TO RAIN OF GLASS
Why not the reporter try letting a glass panel fall on her so that she can feel the coolness of it?
1) That its kinky to say 'I swallow' on advertisement.
2) That Zoe Tay is famous now because she swallow.
3) That all gay take drug.
4) That teachers who take drugs are gay.
5) That being a policeman is a relaxing job because you will be task to sitting infront of the computer undercovering as a gay in online chatting. You would lured the gay out for sex and ask the gay to bring drugs so that you can nab the gay.
6) That its a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to work in the IR (Integrated Resort). I wonder if it is consider a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wash toilets in IR.
Excerpt from Newpaper:
For Adelene Tan, retail leasing manager of Marina Bay Sands, working with the IR is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
7) That government do not need to create jobs for Singaporean now because Singaporeans are busy sending resume to work in the IR when it open in 2009.
8) That there will only be 8 planets in the solar system because Pluto is simply too small.
Ok, i feel cheated because all along i been taught that there are 9 planets in the solar system, can anyone return me the money my mum spend on educating me for the past 10 years or so?
9) That it is dangerous to shop nowadays because glass panel might just falls on you while you are shopping. We should wear protective gear like helmet, elbow guards, knee guards, ankle guards and etc. to prevent ourselves from getting hurted while shopping.
10) That the Newpaper should use better title for their article (at least abit more sympathizing)
Excrept: COOL RESPONSE TO RAIN OF GLASS
Why not the reporter try letting a glass panel fall on her so that she can feel the coolness of it?
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