Javducation

This week i have learnt:

1) That a piece of Matador cost only $2 in Australia.

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Excerpt:

The Matador anti-armour rocket launcher is a 90mm single-use weapon designed by the Singaporean army.

The launcher - already fired and therefore not an immediate threat - was found at a recycling centre attached to a tip at Yeppoon by local man James Maloney.

2) That the different between an automatic transmission taxi and a manuel transmission taxi is $0.20. I simply cannot feel the different in comfort but the different in heart pain.

3) That there are 2 groups of people exist in this world. The 1st group fight against fate while the latter will always concede defeat to fate. I am still deciding which group i belong to.

4) That the term for rewarding an Olympic, Asian, Commonwealth or Sea Games medallist is cash but for world champion is Priceless because they are simply rewarded with NOTHING.

5) That your promotion at work is based on the degree of your body odour. The heavier your odour, the less likely you will be promoted. So ladies and gentlemen out there, please gret ready to put on your cologne and perfume when you are talking to your superior or supervisor.

6) That a person must be blind if he is paid a lump sum ($1.46 million/week) to work in a foreign country and yet he can say it's not for the money. Can someone pay that amount to say that sentence?

7) That i will find it hard to pay for a calender full of naked posing women in their 50s who are bigger and rounder in the wrong places even its for charity.

8) That this is an interesting answer i got by asking my friend this question:

Q: Would you choose a fat or ugly gf?
A: Fat. Cos weight loss is cheaper than plastic surgery if you really mind either of them.

Quite true.

9) That when you are losing stardom and gaining weight, the only way to get back your fame is to go out not wearing any undergarment.

10) That as you get older, life get complicated.

More to come next week...