Javducation
Wanted to do this posting last week but don't know why i was too tired to do so, but nevertheless i have learnt:
1) That you can drive posh car and dine at resturant but cannot don't have less than RM 10 (SGD 4.50) inside your wallet.
2) That you must have at least RM10 (SGD 4.50) to go Malaysia.
3) That you cannot be considered a Singaporean if you enter Malaysia with less than RM 10.
4) That a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM 10 or less to Johor Bahru (J.B). That a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM 10 or less to Johor Bahru (J.B).That a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM 10 or less to Johor Bahru (J.B).
5) That after a Singaporean was whacked for having only RM10 in his wallet, 2 days later another Singaporean was robbed RM 0.50. Did i mentioned that a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM10 or less to J.B?
6) That if you can't find stardom from teaching like what i mentioned in my previous entries of Javducation, quit your job, be a pimp and you could find instant stardom on the news.
7) That touring around Kota Tinggi in a speed boat cost only $2.20.
8) That i finally know the reason behind the chicken crossing the road. Because they have moved to a BIGGER and better place. (Refer to main picture)
9) That income gap in Singapore will narrow despite the increase in GST, income tax, road tax, transport fare, shit tax, blah blah blah. I wonder how the gap will narrow with all the tax increase.
10) That in Beijing, its very worth it to hire a housekeeper because he/she is paid only SGD 240 a month but must know how to speak english, cook and know martial art. 3 functions for the price of 1, battery and accessories each sold seperately.
1) That you can drive posh car and dine at resturant but cannot don't have less than RM 10 (SGD 4.50) inside your wallet.2) That you must have at least RM10 (SGD 4.50) to go Malaysia.
3) That you cannot be considered a Singaporean if you enter Malaysia with less than RM 10.
4) That a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM 10 or less to Johor Bahru (J.B). That a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM 10 or less to Johor Bahru (J.B).That a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM 10 or less to Johor Bahru (J.B).
5) That after a Singaporean was whacked for having only RM10 in his wallet, 2 days later another Singaporean was robbed RM 0.50. Did i mentioned that a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM10 or less to J.B?
6) That if you can't find stardom from teaching like what i mentioned in my previous entries of Javducation, quit your job, be a pimp and you could find instant stardom on the news.
7) That touring around Kota Tinggi in a speed boat cost only $2.20.
8) That i finally know the reason behind the chicken crossing the road. Because they have moved to a BIGGER and better place. (Refer to main picture)
9) That income gap in Singapore will narrow despite the increase in GST, income tax, road tax, transport fare, shit tax, blah blah blah. I wonder how the gap will narrow with all the tax increase.
10) That in Beijing, its very worth it to hire a housekeeper because he/she is paid only SGD 240 a month but must know how to speak english, cook and know martial art. 3 functions for the price of 1, battery and accessories each sold seperately.
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