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Today i have learnt that:
1) We are actually paying tv license to watch our favourite/beautiful actress being smooch. In another words, we are actually paying to make ourselves jealous and deflating our egos. The actor in that channel 8 9 pm drama is really a lucky bastard as i remember he is paid to kiss an actress in Minute Maid advertisement. (pissed)
2) If your other half actually caught you flirting with someone, you can get away with reason like the girl you are flirting with is actually your long lost primary school friend or you can tell your other half that your friend is in trouble and you must offer your help. But never reveal the gender of your friend.
3) I still think that $2000 is too much for a woman to get the figure she always want after giving birth.
4) I can spend money buying book.
5) Authority are spending money engaging overseas talents to design and build a park connector connecting Mount Faber, Telok Blangah Hill and Kent Ridge when a Phua Chu Khua kind of contractor can do the same job. If they are doing all these to attract people to these places, building shopping malls and IRs there will do the job for them.
6) After so many years, the courtesy campaign seem to fail. The reason lies with its icon, Singa the lion. You call this courteous when you are smiling without wearing any bottom (see picture below). The courtesy campaign have thus been replaced by the 4 millions of smile campaign for the IMF meeting.
How can you attract visitors when you are smiling without wearing any pants?
1) We are actually paying tv license to watch our favourite/beautiful actress being smooch. In another words, we are actually paying to make ourselves jealous and deflating our egos. The actor in that channel 8 9 pm drama is really a lucky bastard as i remember he is paid to kiss an actress in Minute Maid advertisement. (pissed)
2) If your other half actually caught you flirting with someone, you can get away with reason like the girl you are flirting with is actually your long lost primary school friend or you can tell your other half that your friend is in trouble and you must offer your help. But never reveal the gender of your friend.
3) I still think that $2000 is too much for a woman to get the figure she always want after giving birth.
4) I can spend money buying book.
5) Authority are spending money engaging overseas talents to design and build a park connector connecting Mount Faber, Telok Blangah Hill and Kent Ridge when a Phua Chu Khua kind of contractor can do the same job. If they are doing all these to attract people to these places, building shopping malls and IRs there will do the job for them.
6) After so many years, the courtesy campaign seem to fail. The reason lies with its icon, Singa the lion. You call this courteous when you are smiling without wearing any bottom (see picture below). The courtesy campaign have thus been replaced by the 4 millions of smile campaign for the IMF meeting.
How can you attract visitors when you are smiling without wearing any pants?
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12:20 PM
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