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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Javducation

Javducation:

1) Singapore is generally a happy place to live in because not only majority of Singaporean are happy, survey have shown that majority of maid are happy too. Maybe they are happy because their employer give them weekend off to go Golden Mile Complex to hang around and get a boyfriend. But don't get pregnant, pregnant maid is not a happy maid.

2) Drug addicts are on a rise because they can get drugs from a licensed doctor instead of going to those Ah Beng drug peddler along Geylang.

3) Singapore largest elephant is going to donate its sperm to a zoo in Europe, i started wondering how are they going to transport the sperm to Europe. Using a custom made uber big rubber condom? How many rubber tree will be sacrifice to make this condom will be the next question . Male elephant do expreience horniness and menopause and their horniness can last for 3 - 5 months. What a horny bastard.

4) Musth is a good word to replace horny

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