Ghost Car

Happen to see this youtube link on Cindy's blog so decided to share this interesting link with my readers.



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Javducation

Wanted to do this posting last week but don't know why i was too tired to do so, but nevertheless i have learnt:

1) That you can drive posh car and dine at resturant but cannot don't have less than RM 10 (SGD 4.50) inside your wallet.

2) That you must have at least RM10 (SGD 4.50) to go Malaysia.

3) That you cannot be considered a Singaporean if you enter Malaysia with less than RM 10.

4) That a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM 10 or less to Johor Bahru (J.B). That a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM 10 or less to Johor Bahru (J.B).That a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM 10 or less to Johor Bahru (J.B).

5) That after a Singaporean was whacked for having only RM10 in his wallet, 2 days later another Singaporean was robbed RM 0.50. Did i mentioned that a robber will refuse to rob you and instead whack you for 45 minutes if you bring RM10 or less to J.B?

6) That if you can't find stardom from teaching like what i mentioned in my previous entries of Javducation, quit your job, be a pimp and you could find instant stardom on the news.

7) That touring around Kota Tinggi in a speed boat cost only $2.20.

8) That i finally know the reason behind the chicken crossing the road. Because they have moved to a BIGGER and better place. (Refer to main picture)

9) That income gap in Singapore will narrow despite the increase in GST, income tax, road tax, transport fare, shit tax, blah blah blah. I wonder how the gap will narrow with all the tax increase.

10) That in Beijing, its very worth it to hire a housekeeper because he/she is paid only SGD 240 a month but must know how to speak english, cook and know martial art. 3 functions for the price of 1, battery and accessories each sold seperately.

Kopitiam prank

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Click on the above two links to listen to youngsters playing prank at a local kopitiam by making fun of the uncles taking their orders. Enjoy!

WARNING: May Contain violence or explict languages.

Javducation

This week i have learnt:

1) That a piece of Matador cost only $2 in Australia.

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Excerpt:

The Matador anti-armour rocket launcher is a 90mm single-use weapon designed by the Singaporean army.

The launcher - already fired and therefore not an immediate threat - was found at a recycling centre attached to a tip at Yeppoon by local man James Maloney.

2) That the different between an automatic transmission taxi and a manuel transmission taxi is $0.20. I simply cannot feel the different in comfort but the different in heart pain.

3) That there are 2 groups of people exist in this world. The 1st group fight against fate while the latter will always concede defeat to fate. I am still deciding which group i belong to.

4) That the term for rewarding an Olympic, Asian, Commonwealth or Sea Games medallist is cash but for world champion is Priceless because they are simply rewarded with NOTHING.

5) That your promotion at work is based on the degree of your body odour. The heavier your odour, the less likely you will be promoted. So ladies and gentlemen out there, please gret ready to put on your cologne and perfume when you are talking to your superior or supervisor.

6) That a person must be blind if he is paid a lump sum ($1.46 million/week) to work in a foreign country and yet he can say it's not for the money. Can someone pay that amount to say that sentence?

7) That i will find it hard to pay for a calender full of naked posing women in their 50s who are bigger and rounder in the wrong places even its for charity.

8) That this is an interesting answer i got by asking my friend this question:

Q: Would you choose a fat or ugly gf?
A: Fat. Cos weight loss is cheaper than plastic surgery if you really mind either of them.

Quite true.

9) That when you are losing stardom and gaining weight, the only way to get back your fame is to go out not wearing any undergarment.

10) That as you get older, life get complicated.

More to come next week...

Website review

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very interesting website that talk about the lastest happening in Japan, ranging from the lastest Nintendo Wii to things like UFOs sighting in Japan. Basically talking about everything under the sun happening in Japan. Check it out!


Excerpt:

New Fast Food In Japan! (Video)

A look at the newest items showing up on fast food menus in Japan:

Summary:

1. McDonald’s has the new Mega Mac, a double Big Mac. It also has a new pancake sandwhich on its breakfast menu.
2. Japanese KFC’s are now selling Red Hot Twisters and white chocolate/berry mousse.
3. Mr. Donut is offering mochi-mochi doughnuts.[which have since been recalled because they contain small stones!]
4. You can get a mushroom cream or mustard chicken focaccia at Mos Burger.
5. The Mezamashi TV news anchors shamelessly promote the Mega Mac!

Javducation

Been busy meeting friends and getting use to become a popeye i have learnt:

1) That tall ang mo foreign talent tend to become the centre of attraction easier than normal local. When i mentioned tall, its really tall (around 2.1m?). (nb!)

2) That the year 2006 saw an increase in bonus, pay, job creation and stock market and the year 2007 will see an increase in GST, CPF, income tax, transport fare and bills.

3) That there is still woman or rather unmatured overage girl who believe that true love exist in chatline.

4) That there is woman or rather unmatured overage girl who believe that knight exist in Singapore. If knight exist in Singapore, i will keep a dragon as my pet and i will live in a castle.

5) That the year 2007 mean i am left with 1year 8 months to exchange my pink IC, forging ahead! pink ic, forging ahead! pink ic.

6) That i am certified a vicitim of needle phobia. All thanks to the medic who put me on drip when i was down with stomach flu.

7) That Sidney is a small town in US (United States) and Sydney is the capital of Austrialia.

8) That i have a friend who can still remember the face of the girl who walk past him in the bus 3 years ago and i thought i got the best memory. (Damn!)

9) That someone complaint that my blog are bad example to educate Singapore kids

10) That my wish for 2007 is to exchange back my pink IC fast and less headline stories of negative example from teachers appearing on local papers in the year to come.