Javducation

This week i have learnt:

1) That life is make up of alot of 'what if' You will always be asking yourself what if this happen what if that happen.

2) That sorry may seem to be the hardest words to most people but it doesn't seem so to some others. Sorry can't solve everything FYI. Opps sorry

3) That i am only worth $1.4k plus. Damn!

4) That GST is rising to 7% and Civil Servant pay is rising at the same time but not mine and not any white collar workers in Singapore. See the link?

5) That rising the GST is a way to help the poor, then how can the poor be helped when they have to contribute to the rise also?

6) That it is possible to use internet in the middle of Australia's desert.

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7) That yet another teacher in Singapore have found stardom by dating his own student. Find yourself stardom by becoming a teacher can be the next theme to attract more youngster to the education business.

8) That only authorities can set up sex related business and not private agency; look at the sexpo in Suntec and you will get what i mean. Sex sells everywhere in this world.

9) That i am 2 weeks away from becoming a chao private soldier.

10) That i always like to end my entry with a 10 pointers.

Human for sales!

Was browsing through Xavier's blog and found this website and decided to do the test. Here's the result:

You are worth exactly $1,456,330. You can see a breakdown of how much money each category adds to your value along the left under "My statistics". An email with your results has been sent to sg-jav@hotmail.com

Jav for sales! Only $1.4k plus , don't know how to cook, don't know how to do household chores, only know how to entertain you with his jokes. Don't mind being a sex slave but owner must be a pretty hot chick! heh heh! Interested parties can email me!

Answer to Javducation November 07, 2006

As i promised on my entry on November 07, 2006 that i will reveal how to turn $10 into $60 and $10 into $70. This is what my friend told me, not something i think of when i am bored in camp.

Step to turn $10 into $60:

1) Drop a $10 note on the floor and you will get $60

Reason: Because you luck chup ko (Drop $10 in hokkien which also mean sixty dollars if you mis-pronounce it.)

Step to turn $10 into $70:

1) Take a $10 note and rub it against anything

Reason: Because ji chup ko (Rub $10 in hokkien which also mean seventy dollars if you mis-pronounce it.)

One word to conclude the above entry : LAME!

For watch lovers

Was browsing through blogofwishes and happen to come across this Fossil watch, uber cool watch which have bluetooth technology so that you can control your handphone using the watch, imagine reading and replying to sms or answering phone call just by talking to your watch.

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Javducation

After 7 days of field camp and being sick for another 3 days after the field camp i have learnt:

1) That i can don't shit for 7 days.

2) That i can actually don't bath for 7 days.

3) That i can don't brush teeth for 7 days.

4) That all the combat ration taste the same no matter what you got, be it spicy halal menu 1 or non spicy halal menu 7, all the combat ration will have one combat ration taste the moment you tear the packet open.

5) That there is another teacher teaching in a east side neighbourhood school closer to stardom by scolding her students 'stupid' and 'suay'

6) That sorry seem to be the hardest word for some action you regret you have done.

7) That if sorry seem to the hardest word, you can always replace it with phrase like 'express regret for the misunderstanding caused'.

8) That motivation = scolding 'stupid' or 'suay'

9) That a teacher motivate his/her student by scolding them 'stupid' or 'suay'.

10) That hip hop dancing can be use as a tools for politician. Why not ask politician to set up DOTA clan in order to get in touch with the gaming world and win them over?

11) That stomach virus is one of the worst illness i can ever get.

12) That university students pay school fee to learn to be creative. Some of the 'creative' things they learn is how to turn $10 into $70 and how to turn $10 into $60. Anyone who know how to do it can email me, i will reveal the answer in my next week entry, be amazed, really amazed.

Attack of the virus

Incase you all are wondering, why i am not blogging for this weekend is because i am down with stomach virus, all i can do is to shit and vomit, from the picture you can see from the number of different kind of medicine i am receiving you all should know how bad my condition is. My whole morning was spend on waiting to be attended at the A&E (Accident and Emergency) department over at CGH (Changi Genera Hospital). Can't take oily food because of my appetite and also can't go out because i will have to bring along some disposable bag just incase the nature calls. SO BORED AT HOME!